Altporn.net gives themselves a bunch of awards,.. AGAIN.

Well another year has passed and altporn.net has rolled out the red carpet to tell us all who the best and brightest in “Altporn” are and again it turns out that they are only handing more awards out to themselves.

Altporn.net is a pseudo “alt-porn news site” that lists no vital source information or even valid authorship for it’s blurbs and articles outside of authors masking with member account handles on the website.  Several times they have run smear and defamation pieces against websites that are not part of their affiliate and ad share network.  The site is primarily owned by the owners of Blueblood.com  who established altporn.net mainly to retain a stake in the altporn industry when sites like Suicide Girls and Burning Angel began to outsell and out develop their own porn sites.  The awards are only self serving as they either promote sites in blueblood.com and Altporn.net’s affiliate and ad share network or blow smoke up the asses of their competitors who are too big to do anything but cross promote with.

It is a true expression of the old saying, “If you can’t beat them, feverishly brown nose them and stay in business from the run off”.  Though they have been asked several times over by several more credible adult entertainment news outlets, Altporn.net refuses to reveal how nominations are given and award winners selected.  The awards have been running since 2010 and each year the nominations lineup may contain a few sites outside of this circle but the winners are always sites that blueblood needs to promote to keep their affiliates happy.  In a few rare cases they have handed out some awards to unaffiliated sites but only if they pose no threat in competition and are small enough to be noteworthy without becoming a threat as a result of winning.

Here are the 2012 winners:

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best AltPorn Membership Site – Multigirl/Community
(Nominees List)
Winner: MyFreeCams


Myfreecams has one of the worst contracts in the porn industry.  It actually makes the suicide girls contract look better by comparison.  The model is asked to give away an insane amount of rights, commit to a pay structure that is shady and can be altered at any time for any reason and then the model is threatened repeatedly to not show anyone else or any legal council the contract before signing it.   Surprise, surprise Altporn.net runs ads and fluff articles for them.

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best AltPorn Solo Girl Membership Site
(Nominees List)
Winner: JoannaAngel.com


Though altporn.net doesnt have much of a stake in Joanna’s flagship site, burningAngel.com (outside of cross promotion, add exchange and the sharring of models across other sites they are both affiliated with) everyone in altporn has to kowtow to Burning Angel at some point.  They are just too huge.  I generally have no more of a problem with how burning Angel makes porn than I do with how suicide girls, Lazerbunny or eroticbpm make porn (which isn’t saying much).  Burning Angel is simply more popular and making more money at it and it has nothing to do with Sean Adamz’s creedist conspiracy theories about Joanna Angel being in the “Jew Mafia”.  Burning Angel could significantly upgrade their production and contracting standards for models but over all they do an ok job and the product is far better than that of these other shady sites despite how ethical the creation of it is.

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best New AltPorn Membership Site
(Nominees List)
Winner: DirtyDiablos


This website has had some major spelling errors and really moronic grammatical problems on it’s pages.  Though I’ve heard nothing fabulous on their contracting and pay standards they have nice production quality.  The grammar and spelling are kind of a throw though.  Someone should also inform them that ‘diablo’ refers only to the MALE devil.  Of course they are in ad share with altporn.net.  They are also running the altporn.net logo as part of their primary logo and browser tab icon.  I wonder if blueblood has a part in ownership.          

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best AltPorn Site Redesign
(Nominees List)
Winner: BombshellBrats


Also an adshare affiliate with Altporn.net.  I’ve heard nothing good about this site outside of the site looking and running nicely.

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best Webcam Site
(Nominees List)
Winner: MyFreeCams


A deuce for Myfreecams, huzahh.  

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best Alternative Model
(Nominees List)
Winner: Krysta Kaos


A regular model on all of the sites in altporn.net’s affiliate networks.  Surprise Surprise

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best Cam Girl
(Nominees List)
Winner: Kota Morgue


A cam model on Myfreecams.com

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best New Alternative Erotica Model
(Nominees List)
Winner: Alecia Joy


Another model on one of their own sites.

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best AltPorn Affiliate Program
(Nominees List)
Winner: SpookyCash


Their own affiliate program that has now won the affiliate program award more than one year.

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best Feature AltPorn Video
(Nominees List)
Winner: FuckensteinBurning Angel Entertainment


Since no other site on altpron.net’s network can produce video even half as good as Burning Angel and Sean Adamz (despite being a dick bag the guy does make great quality sets) has been excommunicated by this circle, this stands to reason.

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best Gonzo AltPorn Video
(Nominees List)
Winner: Pov Punx 5Burning Angel Entertainment


Do they even care how conspicuous this gets or do they just assume anyone reading altporn.net is just too stupid to notice?

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best Free AltPorn Site
(Nominees List)
(that isn’t AltPorn.net)
Winner: IThinkThatsHot.com


Nice how they added “that isnt altporn.net”.  At first I thought this site might be the genuine article and not as tied in as the rest of these until I noticed that they are basically blog fapping out content from a lot of altrporn.net affiliates,…. le sigh.  So for future reference, if you want to win an “altporn award” from Altporn.net if you are a model or website, just be sure to bury your nose just as deeply in Altporn.net’s butt as Altporn.net does for Burning Angel.

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best AltPorn Photographer of 2011
(Nominees List)
Winner: Kelly Lind / BurningAngel


Kelly Lind returns for yet another award from altporn.net.  Kelly Lind is a regular photographer for all of altporn.net’s affiliate sites and frankly his work is total shit.  The final product is always over brushed, hyper lit and color compressed.  With “staff photographers” like Kelly Lind around, who needs diversity or “hard work” in the industry?

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best Novelty/Toy
(Nominees List)
Winner: April Flores Celebrity Series BBW Cyberskin Pussy Stroker


Yet another add share/affiliate model.

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best Punk Update
(Nominees List)
Winner: Kelly Chaos – Kitchen Knife – Burning Angel


Yet another add share/affiliate model.

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best Gothic Update
(Nominees List)
Winner: Razor Candi – Deathrock Halloween – Gothic Sluts


Yet another add share/affiliate model.

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best Nerd Update
(Nominees List)
Winner: Zelda – Comic Clerk – GeekGirlsOnline


Tiffany Tuttle (AKA, Athena Hollow, owner of geekgirlsonline.com) and her moch ‘porn empire’ which is nothing more than another spin off of Scot Owens’s killshot productions.  The whois look up in 2010 listed the business location for geekgirlsonline.com in a trailer park.  Her blog is constantly loaded with criminal cases of child neglect, drunken gaming obsessions and then crying about the results of neglecting her own children and not making any money running a very poorly produced porn site (which also happens to be on the spookycash/blueblood affiliate program).  Such winners in this circle of “winners”.    

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best Raver Update
(Nominees List)
Laloui – Storm Drain – EroticBPM
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OH, but of course Scot Owen’s own flagship website has to make a showing at every Altporn.net “Altporn” awards.  Scot owns Eroticbpm.com.  He is also the guy who helped write a defamatory article for Altporn.net that falsely accused thedangerousdolls.com of making child porn.  Which lead to the owner of that site eventually going out of business and losing the site all together.  At the time thedangerousdolls.com was compeating heavily with eroticbpm.com and the two sites had models working between them.  This is something Scot Owens has famously been against in his “career” as an altporn site owner.
I spoke with Xbiz’s Don Perret about this article because Scot had misused an Xbiz article to make the claim that thedangerousdolls.com was making child porn for the article on altporn.net. 
Scot also has a lot of action going with the spookychash affiliate program operated by blueblood (who we now know owns altporn.net).

 Source:
Altporn.net’s fake awards to themselves and their affiliates

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