Warm Bootys, A porn Parody


REWRITE!
This article first appeared on altpornstar.com and got a lot of hits.  It is the second in a series of porn parody film ideas based on contemporary movies.  The first being ‘Slabraham Pinkskin’ which will also be repatriated here.   I’ve added some great material to this article.  It is much better than the original.

Warm Bootys, A porn Parody
With the release of ‘Warm Bodies’, Hollywood bombards us with another in a series of pseudo horror/romance stories based around the premise of a socially off key yet hot tween girl falling in love with a watered down version of a monster or thrown into some insane and horrible dystopian situation where she finds tween love. 
Who is mostly to blame for this trend would of course be Stephanie Meyer the author of ‘Twiglight”, who has admitted she believes fully in the Church of Mormon’s racist stance of white superiority over all other races.  I do not find it surprising at all that in this day and age we have a hack of a writer who is also part of the largest racist cult in the world, farting out a book so loved by the vapid masses of our time that it is made into a series of movies.
  
Steven King put it best when he described this psycho-manipulative trend in film making, using Meyer and her monstrocity of a hack written vampire novella as an example:
This is the same kind of thing Suzanne Collins has developed with her rather shady rip off of Battle Royale, ‘The Hunger Games’.  
 Now, Isaac Marion with ‘Warm Bodies’ which also lifts heavily from earlier ‘Zombie in love’ films and stories that have been morphed into this latest sexually pretentious tween perverted bubble gum horror film, ‘Warm Bodies’.
I do like the zombie and grindhouse themes in porn films and this would make a stellar parody.  Since this is more obviously sexual it is actually a much more psychologically healthy rendering of the theme than what the original film is doing.
Honestly, Hollywood has been warping the minds of our children for generations now with this kind of crap.  Another thing King mentioned about these kinds of movies:
And within the construct of a story created by a Mormon (Mormons also have a very backward view of the rolls of the sexes), that can really mess up a young girl’s expectations and view of the world in general.  It is no wonder so many girls end up getting into shitty abusive relationships with this premise of finding true love as a result of seeking out seemingly dangerous, poorly written and unbelievable characters. 
While I agree J.K Rowling is a much better writer than Staphanie Meyer, I’m not a Harry Potter fan either.  But I do recommend the series for younger readers and movie goers.
I’ve made a few casting changes from the earlier article.  Mainly choices I was not allowed to make by the site owner because the talent conflicted with his own.  So without further lollygagging, here is a short synapse and casting treatment for “Warm Bootys”.

 Lou Charmelle
As: Sexy screamer who is chased down by zombies, eaten and fucked by zombies and then comes back as a sexy zombie.
Evan Stone
As: Bad ass zombie hunter who gets eaten and fucked by zombies and comes back as a bad ass zombie for some zombie on zombie sex.
Dana Vespoli
As: Bad ass Zombie hunter who gets eaten and fucked by zombies and comes back as a human fucking zombie.
Veronica Noir Smash
As: Bad ass zombie hunter turned zombie who tortures, fucks and eats human victims.
James Deen
As: Human who falls in love with a hot Zombie girl who he fucks and then turns into a zombie as a result.  
Indigo Augustine
As: Hot Zombie girl who falls in love with human guy who she fucks and turns into a zombie.
Michael Vegas
As: Hot zombie guy who fucks and eats humans.
Sofi Von Doom
As: Hot zombie girl running from Zombie Hunters.
Cadence St. John
As: Hot human running from Zombies.
Ruby Violence
As: Human turned Zombie.
In this version no one survives.  A total blood bath with a few group scenes of zombies fucking and then eating humans.  The main premise here being that the zombies are only stalled from eating the humans with sex and when that is over, the blood bath begins.
Maybe one or two scenes where the eating and the sex are happening at the same time.
BAM, Movie magic.

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